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May 25 2017

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Tick-tock, not tock-tick

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north-bi-northwest:

pocketrunner:

srsfunny:

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.”
- Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

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May 24 2017

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Story of my life. ^^

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official-german-schulsystem:

official-german-translationen:

Vielen Dank für die

Vielen Dank, wie lieb von dir

ICH HASSE EUCH ALLE

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kombuchakween:

Honestly one of my fave posters at a Women’s March

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The 10 biggest German movies

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

1. Gays in the desert

2. Gays in space

3. Frisian comedian’s own movie - starring himself 

4. Teacher who’s actually a criminal on a class trip

5. Teacher who’s actually a criminal - the first movie

6. Movie by the guy nobody likes - starring himself and his daughter (again)

7. Literally a softporn movie about school girls

8. Frisian comedian and his friends as dwarves

9. Guy tricks his mom into believing the GDR still exists (It makes sense in context)

10. Movie starring the guy nobody likes without his daughter

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geardrops:

teratomarty:

kingfucko:

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

I LOVE THIS

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What have I become

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justmeandkevin:

Ad for German chain of do-it-yourself stores “Hornbach”

“You can be everything but clumsy.”

(x)

I love how Hornbach’s claim translates to “There’s always something to do” (or someONE in this case, hah)

HOLY SHIT THIS CAMPAIGN IS FUCKING INCLUSIVE

I’M MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HORNBACH

“You helped rebuilding Germany. So don’t let other tell you how to renovate”

“There’s nobody who is allowed to tell you that you can’t do it. Nobody but your project.”

I’m going to reblog this again and point out again that Hornbach has probably some of the best advertisment I’ve ever seen in Germany.

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